Petroleum ‘Pothetical #4

Intros are passe. Last week’s Petroleum ‘Pothetical question was

“What would The Kleebs be willing to pay as ransom for their kidnapped son?”

Winners aren’t passe, however, and this week’s winner is:

“Like any good family of aristocrats, the Kleebs do not negotiate with terrorists, kidnappers, or poor people. “Faw-ther” Kleeb, being a sound if risky investor, copulated with with wife a second time, producing a backup heir. Younger, normal-chinned brother Fragilevant Kleeb arrives in time to steal back his brother, as well as Amanda’s heart.”

Congratulations to Dave, who takes his place in the Corner of Champions.

But now, as the world turns, we have this week’s question:

“What’s the mascot of the College of Hard Knocks?”

Submit your answer as a comment to this post, and you just may be next week’s winner!