I was prepared for snogging, really I was. I just wasn’t prepared for it this quickly. There was an entire song in The Music Man devoted to what a hussy Amanda Lynn would be if she kissed on the second date; kissing on the first time seeing a guy in several years, when they’re not even on a date and just sitting on the front porch engaged in hell’s jam session, practically makes her Linda Lovelace.
She really couldn’t wait to get into it, either. Judging by Adam and Teeka’s dialogue, they just started playing. Then, two sentences in, they’re examining each other’s tonsils. Can anyone say “repression?”
Also, Adam seems to have developed a wicked superpower: He can talk about two people falling in love, and they will. Think (if it’s not too horrifying) what would happen if Adam used his powers on other people in the Gasoline Alley universe. Joe Pye could finally express his love for… uh… bwrawff!
Sorry. It really was too horrifying.
