As if Chef Meowrice weren’t enough of celebrity to endorse cat food, he had to bring in Tabby Wynette, known for her country hit “Stand By Your Pussy.” Normally this much star power in one place would cause sales to skyrocket. Unfortunately, this ad had the opposite effect, because too many people took Tabby’s wordplay literally and decided to make their own cat food by slaughtering their own mice and cooking them in rat gravy.
Teeka, as we can see, finds this adorable. She’s probably got a butcher knife under the pillow, in case she decides to sleep-slaughter any rodents. If Adam wanted her dead, he could just tap her heart with a couple fingers and she’d stab herself out of instinct before she was fully awake.
Adam would never do that, however. He obviously doesn’t know the difference between food and vermin. He would eat a petri dish of botulism if it happened to see it. He at least has the wisdom to realize that he’d literally die without the more-intelligent Teeka around to keep him from doing so.
Adam thinks anything advertised on the box is intended for his personal consumption? Maybe it’s time to upgrade Adam to Cycle Four…for older dogs.
Oy, again with the poiking! Stop all that poiking! You’ll go blind, you will!
Ohhhhkay…when a CAT wears what Tabby’s wearing, that’s normal. When a cat-human hybrid monstrosity wears it, however, it’s S&M gear. Stop with the poiking already!! (Personally, I would’ve gone with “Stand By Your Manx.”)
Comment by Happenstance — May 27, 2008 @ 1:49 am