From 6/14/08:
Poor Joel. Forced to buy cat food for a cat that isn’t his, and that I don’t think he even likes, because Rufus is waiting for a call.
Obviously Joel is Bert to Rufus’s Ernie, while Rufus only has eyes for the Snuffalupagus that is Chef Meowrice, if he even exists at all.
If a few people get swords run through them or drink poison, this could easily turn into a modern version of Shakespeare.
We can only hope.