From 6/16/08:
Rufus is maintaining his retreat from society in his bid to Be Present To Win.
Normally, that would be thoughtful of him; never showing his face again would be a tremendous kindness.
But this is no act of generosity; it’s another step in Rufus’s descent into madness. It’s only a matter of time before he takes more and more drastic measures to attract Chef Meowrice’s attention.
Yes, folks, it’s true. And you may want to send the kids out of the room for this: Rufus is going to shoot President Reagan.
Knowing this, I guess it’s best for all concerned that Reagan is already dead. In fact, the only person not helped by this is Jodie Foster, because that means that Rufus is just one more guy who isn’t obsessed with her. And he should be. Candleshoe was rollicking fun.
