From 6/20/08:
Poor, poor Rufus. He wastes a full week of his life, seven days, 168 hours, 10,080 minutes, and very nearly a crappy song from Rent waiting for an essentially worthless prize, and for his trouble he doesn’t even get it.
He’s so angry he temporarily demotes his phone from the place of honor on his nightstand to the floor. But then, he realizes that’s too harsh, so he moves it back. But just as a warning against future malfeasance, he leaves the drawer open and askew. That’ll learn it.
Meanwhile, Soulless Kitty has turned into soulless Pikachu, but “soulless Pikachu” is redundant and can just be called “Pikachu” or “stupid Japanese thing that consists of thousands of rules each made up seemingly on the spot.”
Yeah! Going Antisane will speak truth to the power that is Pokemon. Take that, Pokemon!
